The Rambling Ger

  There's absolutely no doubt at all that an on-fire Alfredo Morelos is the best striker in Scotland, and can win you games almost single-handed. The problem is, as we found out to our detriment on Saturday, that a misfiring Alfredo Morelos is as well as being a man down. Very few players can claim to have graced our shores and been as polarising as the man we affectionately know as Buff, among many other names. He's hated by opposition fans who scrutinise his every movement looking for a single strand of hair that's out of place so they can take to Twitter and claim he's a menace to our children because he's teaching them not to bother combing their hair.  He's vilified by the MSM because he has the audacity to spend his free time trying to help the underprivileged children from his home village when he should be out running up huge tick bills and betting on the Gigi's. He's mocked by our rivals for taking the leap from U21 football to play for his nati...

  At some point this month it's almost certain we will be crowned the champions of Scotland for the 55th time our history. An absolutely remarkable achievement given the journey we as a club and a fanbase have been on over the last decade. There were times over the course of that journey you could be forgiven for thinking this day may never come, times such as losing to Raith Rovers in the Ramsdens Cup Final, seemingly drawing with Alloa every few weeks or more recently losing to plumbers from Luxembourg and the manager standing in a bush pointing at fans in a strange Rangers version of the "woman yelling at cat" meme. That part of the journey is in the final furlong now though and us, the fans, are getting ready to celebrate it and release 10 years of pent up frustration in what will be one of the biggest celebrations in the history of football. I have seen a lot of discussion on social media of people planning to attend George Square and Ibrox. I won't be attending ...